1. Octopus cards rule!
2. Taxis are cheap but the drivers are...UGH!
3. All the photos you've seen of HK lie...pollution rules the sky.
4. Know your elevated and subterranean pedestrian walkways (it helps to avoid the taxi drivers)
5. You can commute to work on an escalator.
6. Public exercise is a great thing!
7. Food in HK is scrumptious, all sorts of food (well, maybe NOT the chicken feet).
8. Karen will eat anything on vacation.
9. Chicken feet taste like chicken feet.
10. Pineapple buns are a delicious breakfast treat.
11. Butter and spinach make great ice-cream flavors.
12. The rents REALLY are too damn high!
13. Reflexology should be a weekly ritual.
14. Citi-wide Wi-Fi is a myth.
15. Bamboo = scaffolding.
16. The ladies floor is the place to be.
17. There are a lot of strange smells in HK.
18. Always bring toilet paper into the stall BEFORE you start your business.
19. For a city of 7 million people, HK is very clean.
20. Shopping malls are everywhere. How many Swarovski stores does one city need?